SCENE 1
Old Man sitting on a weight machine using an old iPhone. He is listening to the handset staring into space.
OLD MAN: Ok well I have to go but if you keep this up you're going to end up in jail just like your mother. Bye!
SCENE 2 - young man and woman walking down the stairs after finishing their workouts
YOUNG MAN: I just don't think that's how you are supposed to run a business.
YOUNG WOMAN: And he has this Polish Flag hanging up in there, like, how is that going to help?
YOUNG MAN: *shaking head*
SCENE 3 - an old man MIKE is vigorously using a rowing machine way too fast. A second old man FRANK enters and walks by him.
MIKE: (shouting): Hey Frank!
FRANK: (stops) Mike, how ya doing?
MIKE: I have some bad news for you Frank
FRANK: (beat)
MIKE: I'm not moving to Massachusetts!
Both begin to laugh the old man muppet laugh and become louder and more animated so much so that a woman who was slowly rowing next to them stops and joins in on the laughter, looking around the gym as she does so.
THE END